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And the strippers? It’s like getting a whore from 79th street to come to your house. They had it once at my 40th birthday party. They got a stripper. How they got him to wear the waiter outfit I’ll never know. I said “Excuse me, I need some water,” and everyone was there — there had to be a billion dollars in that room. He starts unbuttoning his shirt. I said “Excuse me, what the hell do you think you’re doing?” It was the dirtiest 40th birthday party anyone has ever gotten. I have pics of these big society women yanking shit out from his underwear. He was ugly, the guy, but he stripped down to a little bikini and he had his business card in there. And this woman Nancy Blair, she’s taking the card out with her mouth from his underwear.

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