Atlanta Strip Clubs: Masters 2010: Tiger Woods will not be relishing opening ‘bogey’ hole

Posted on April 7th, 2010 in Atlanta strip clubs

Woods has never worked out how to play Augusta’s opening hole. He struggles with the tee shot, just as he does on his second worst hole, the 11th, because he does not like to work the ball left-to-right. Thursday’s opening drive may be the stuff of nightmares.
Has Woods dreamed of his ball ducking into the media centre that bounds the hole to the right? Has he heard the crowd laughing and mother Kutida shouting from the verandah of the clubhouse: “He’s not the Messiah, he’s just a very naughty boy?” Humiliation is Woods’s greatest fear.
Woods’s world is full of monsters and paranoia right now. The other day a security guard accosted a woman waiting for Woods to come past and asked: “Are you the stripper?” The guards have a photo album of all Woods’s babes and are scanning the crowds for the slightest sign of a misplaced bra strap. Woods has sailed into a land where all the wild things are.

See the full article from “Telegraph.co.uk”



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