Atlanta Escorts: Why Getting Smashed with a Stripper is Less Fun than the Dentist
Posted on September 3rd, 2010 in Atlanta escorts
So it’s Friday and your week at work has been just this side of ball-flatteningly shitastic. Your boss is a douche and made you redo some shit work 6 times over until it looked exactly the same as it did the first time you finished it, everyone else around the office was being all smug and happy that they weren’t being picked on. All you wanted to do since about 10am on Monday was get smashed and see some boobs.
So now you’re free, you just got paid and you hit your favorite club to have some drinks, see some girls and just relax in a fantasyland of breasts and beer. Life is now good. Or is it?
You’d think a stripper would be a far more fun companion than the dentist, right? Not if you’re playing the game wrong.
You go to a dentist for a specific reason. You know this, the dentist knows this. The dentist is an expert at what they do. You sit in the chair, the dentist looks at what’s going on and gets to work. Cleaning, cavity filling, root canal, it’s all the same. At the end you get a bill and leave. The process was efficient and you got what you came for.
Now, a common rookie mistake when dealing with strippers is not being able to understand the stripper’s POV. A seasoned pro knows this. You can chat with the girls, joke, maybe even buy them a drink if you’re feeling generous. And make no mistake, thinking about the 1,001 ways you’d like to ride them around the countryside is perfectly normal too. But you know they’re working and they’re trying to work you. 99 times out of 100, you have less of a shot in taking that girl home than you do of getting hit by lightning and gaining super powers
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