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We’re revisiting a classic today, because it’s been resolved in court and, frankly, it was pretty funny the first time so it’s worth going over again. If you recall, back in October, a particularly enthusiastic Philadelphia Phillies fan was arrested on charges of prostitution after she offered up a variety of sexual favors in exchange for World Series tickets. My memory is a bit rusty but I do believe there was talk of ass fucking. Finally, something to make baseball interesting.

Back in October, she met up with an undercover cop who read her ad online and thought “desperate and willing to do anything for tickets to the game must mean she’s a whore” and what do you know, she kind of was.

Now, the case has been before court and it turns out she is not guilty of prostitution. So you can, in fact, offer to suck people off in exchange for game tickets, right? Well, not really. She was found guilty of attempted prostitution. Did you know there was such a thing as attempted prostitution? I didn’t. I just assumed it was all prostitution, shows what I know. Attempted prostitution sounds like the dude just couldn’t find the hole.

So what constitutes attempted prostitution? According to the law, this does – “a sexually suggestive tickets-wanted advert on Craigslist, a flirty exchange over price, semi-nude photos mailed by Finkelstein to the ticket “seller” and a condom found in her purse after the arrest.” So don’t make suggestive ads with cleavagey photos if you don’t want to get nabbed. Plus, you know, keep offers of ass sex to a minimum. Those are frowned on by authorities for some reason.

Her lawyer’s defense was pretty awesome, and I’ve seen a fuckton of Law and Order so I need good defenses when I hear them. In front of a jury, the man actually said “She’s goofy. She’s eccentric. She got nuts with an epidemic case of Phillies Fever.

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