Atlanta Escorts: The Twilight of Sex

Posted on August 25th, 2009 in Atlanta escorts

By now you’ve probably heard everything you ever wanted to know and then some about Twilight, the series of books that lead to films about vampires. The series seems to be for the young adult market, which is to say 14 year old girls and, judging from reviews, is written in the parlance of those who may breathe through their mouths and stick forks into electrical outlets. Nonetheless, the books are insanely popular and there are an unhealthy number of adults equally obsessed with the moody teen-angst written supernatural romance tripe that permeates the story line. So what does that have to do with sex? Probably more than you want to know, so let’s have a look.

To start with, the star on the Twilight movies, Kristen Stewart, is making the big leap from vampire-obsessed teeny superstar to naked chick. In her new indie film, opposite Tony Soprano no less, she’s going all out by playing not just a stripper but a prostitute as well. Because why get naked if you’re not going to fuck, right? Er..whatever.

Normally that’s not really newsworthy other than to add another name to the list of stars who took the time to strip and/or give hummers on camera in the name of art, but this one holds a bit of a special place as she’s currently only famous for being an icon of the not-quite-through-puberty crowd. Twilight rocketed her to fame and now she’s going to be bare ass for anyone with a highspeed connection to download via a torrent since they probably can’t get into the theatre to see her without a parent.

On a whole different disturbing side of the fence is the Twilight Dildo. Oh yeah, they did that.

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