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This is definitely one of those things that at once seems painfully obvious and completely unbelievable. You wonder why no one thought of it sooner and then you concede you know exactly why no one thought of it sooner, it’s kind of ridiculous. But hey, it’s here now so let’s have a look. It’s stripper radio, Classic Non Stop Stripper Hits, from the 80’s, 90’s and today. 101.5, the Pole. That’s apparently not a joke.

In theory this has some marketability. Songs traditionally considered stripper songs have their own appeal, their own charm, but it’s entirely possible that the people who started the station forgot one key fact as it relates to stripper music, that being strippers. You can listen to Pour Some Sugar on Me all by yourself, in the car or at your computer, and it’s kind of funny in that kitschy, 80’s way that keeps Journey still alive after all these years, but after a few minutes you realize it kind of sucks with no tits in your face.

Sure, strippers can dance to any old song and some of those tunes may be cool all on their own, but they’re not stripper songs. Stripper songs are performed by bands like Whitesnake. No one wants to listen to Whitesnake.

According to the website, the top requested songs include such gems as Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue, Panama by Van Halen and Cherry Pie by Warrant. Likely all of you just came to one of two realizations. Either you have no idea what all three of those songs are and you’re wondering what’s up with the stripper who wants to dance to them, or you do recognize all three of those songs and you know full well what is up with the stripper who wants to dance with them because you know how old she is now. And very likely that she buys a can of hairspray a week.

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