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Every year, people decide to prognosticate what’s going to go down for the next 12 months. More often than not they’re wrong because, you know, psychics aren’t real. But sometimes the sun shines on a dog’s ass and they get one or two right, as some things are as predictable human nature. And with that in mind, let’s take some time out to make some sex predictions for 2010 based on nothing more than intuition, a dirty mind and maybe one or two hopes.

• Someone else will say they fucked Tiger Woods
• A celebrity sex tape will “accidentally” get released
• A politician somewhere will get caught having sex out of wedlock/with a man/with a hooker
• Someone will file a lawsuit against a strip club for an utterly ridiculous reason
• There will be a porn parody of Avatar (if there isn’t one already)
• A women’s magazine will offer sex advice that is so offbase any man who reads it will either laugh or cringe at its stupidity
• The same will be done in a men’s magazine
• Escorts will offer freebies for internet bloggers
• They will also email many nudie pics to the same bloggers
• A video game will be released that features awesomely realistic sex and will be accused of being evil by some uptight fucker somewhere
• A stripper will decide she no longer wants to dance to Whitesnake
• A massage parlor will put someone called “Tiger’s Wood” on the menu; 8 different women will come in and jerk you off, then the last one will beat you with a golf club
• Someone will pay for a Sarah Palin sex robot
• You will have to live with the knowledge that Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman probably still have sex
• Someone on the internet will upload a video worse than “2 Girls 1 Cup” (Yes, I know several already exist, but I refuse to acknowledge them)

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