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99 times out of 100 I would never dream of writing a blog on sex ed tools, because, for all intents and purposes, I imagine we’re all a little past that in our lives. But this blew my mind. Up in London, Ontario Canada, the local health unit has decided, in its efforts to educate children about sex, decided an interactive superhero game is the way to go.

Now on the surface, this story sounds weird, but not too weird. Superheroes, sex, sure. Why not? Everyone wanted to bang Jean Grey after the X-Men movie came it, it’s cool. But take a look at some of the shit they have going on here.

In Adventures in Sex City players can choose one of four heroes on the Sex Squad;

Willy the Kid, a 4 foot tall hero who joined the team because he believes size doesn’t matter. His power is “massive rock hard strength.”

Wonder Vag, a virgin who is saving herself for marriage and can tell if a person is lying.

Captain Condom, a once-scientist who was turned into half man, half condom after a freak accident.

Power Pap, a sexually active woman who gets tested regularly and uses her x-ray vision to spot STI’s.

And of course, every superhero team needs a villain. The Sex Squad face off against the Sperminator, a masked maniac who used to be a member of the Sex Squad until an STD made him crazy! And it also transformed his arms into two giant dicks that he uses to squirt his evil sperm at his victims in an effort to infect the world.

I shit you not, I did not make up or even embellish a word of any of that.

The object of the game is to answer true or false questions about sex. When you answer correctly, the Sperminator attacks you with his sperm, but you deflect the blow back at him. Answer wrong and he gives you a facial, more or less.

I have seen all kinds of shit on the internet in my life.

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