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In all honesty this entire blog exists solely because of the title, because rarely will you ever get to title something “nuns vs strippers” and actually keep it factually based. Nuns and strippers just don’t throw down and battle nearly as often as logic and good sense dictate they should. Shame, really.

Back to the UK, and a club in the pleasantly named Uckfield decided its business would be better served if there were boobies present. And it’s true, science shows that 99% of businesses improve with the addition of boobies. Those that fail generally involve large men and/or the very elderly. No one wants to see man boob and desiccated elderly nipple unless they have to.

Anyway, not everyone approves of the presence of tit, and that includes the nuns from the convent down the street from the club, which makes this one of the coolest neighborhoods on earth. Strippers and ladies of the cloth? Awesome porn plot in the making right there, kids.

Officially the club is only allowed to host striptease nights at private functions, like stag parties. But they were rejected on their bid to stay open until 4 in the morning, because apparently that’s just too much boob.

The nuns, however, are still not happy as a lot of college kids frequent that area and as one nun said “Can we suppose that the dancing entertainment and films are going to be Morris Men and Julie Andrews?” Seriously, a nun said that. Nuns are a right. And they have their fingers on the pulse of a generation, because lord knows we need to steer college kids away from nudity and towards Julie Andrews. Though in fairness, Julie Andrews did appear topless in the 1981 movie S.O.B.

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