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This story begs to have Wizard of Oz jokes made about it. Just begs for it. Of all the places in all the world, it had to take place in Kansas. Beautiful.

Anyway, apparently Topeka is just riddled with strippers. There are so many strippers and clubs in Topeka that the good, boob-loving citizens are basically deluged in boob to the point where boobs have lost their luster, which is a tragedy of nearly unimaginable proportions.

What is a strip club owner in a town that’s, for all intents and purposes, sick of strippers to do to keep customers interested? The answer is of course every bit as ridiculous as you might expect. It’s midgets. Naked ones.

Midget strippers follow the natural evolution of strip club entertainment, of course. You start with local talent – just the regular girls who dance and remove clothing and make the world a better place. Then later you move on to feature dancers. You book out of town talent, maybe an adult star to draw a crowd, and that’s pretty cool. You also set up an amateur night, let the non-pros have one night of debauched fun. Good entertainment value there. But eventually the amateur nights don’t draw a crowd, there’s no new features coming to town this month and the regular girls just aren’t drawing them in anymore. So you figure midgets is the key. No, seriously.

The midget plan is in the works for at least one club in Topeka, owned by folks who are aware of at least one other club that enjoyed some success with a midget wrestling night. But why stop at midgets? Surely there’s a whole world of novelty acts that could be brought into a club to draw a crowd. For instance;

-Seniors KY wrestling. A pair of hot grannies in lube has to get people to pay a $5 cover.

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