Atlanta Escorts: It’s the Dawn of a New Age; Baristitution

Posted on September 24th, 2009 in Atlanta escorts

By now you’ve probably heard of the various “sexy” coffee houses that exist out in the world, the entrepreneurial spirit of man always tends towards taking an existing idea and adding naked women or at least half naked women in the hopes that will lead to riches. So we have a number of topless coffee houses here and there, and some bikini ones as well. But less this be a lesson to all small business owners, customers must look but not touch.

This lesson was not taken to heart in a coffee house in Washington, where the bikini baristas apparently thought serving cappuccino and biscotti all day was not going to make them enough money. So instead they started posing for nude photos and letting customers touch a bit of tits and ass. And while theoretically that’s about 10 times cooler than anything Starbucks has ever come up with, law enforcement did not agree.

Five employees have been charged with prostitution. Now, they didn’t actually have sex with anyone, but apparently in Washington they take their coffee very seriously. The women are “accused of groping and other sexual acts, including exposing their breasts and privates and licking whipped cream off of each other in exchange for money.” See, now that just sounds like entertainment. Other baristas make little shapes in the froth on top of your drink, what the fuck is that?

Apparently police received dozens of complaints of the girls acting in a lewd manner, which goes to show they’d apparently misjudged their clientele more than they’d had a lapse in workplace decorum. Under the right circumstances, some folks would enjoy whipped cream licking with their morning coffee, but that’s neither here nor there.

For the most part, prostitution seems to be the offering of one’s self for the purposes of sexual relations in exchange for money. But if someone pays to see your tits, does that still count?

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