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Finding that perfect Christmas gift is never easy – do you go out on a limb and get something they may hate, or stick with an old standby and be boring? It’s a tough call every year. This year, why not take out the guess work and go with gifts that you have to assume right off the bat people are going to despise or absolutely love based on their stance on prostitution and associated lifestyles. Here’s a handy list of items for everyone on your Christmas list that show you’re obsessed with sex, but you at least think of others every once in a while.

Ghettopoly – Monopoly is the most overplayed boardgame ever and barely anyone actually likes it. Games go on forever and become infuriating. Best take out the mundane aspects and replace it with thrills from the hood. No thimbles and top hats here, this game has a prostitute, a pimp, a crack rock, a machine gun, a 40oz, a basketball and a marijuana leaf. Fun!

Daspu Clothing – Any man should be well aware by the time they hit adulthood that buying clothing as a gift for a woman is a suicide mission. Nothing good can ever come of it. But if you’re a risk taker and you like to live dangerously, may as well have some fun with it. Daspu is a line of clothing designed by prostitutes down in Brazil. Are they any better at making clothes than anyone else in the world? Who knows, but there’s something cool about knowing the idea for the shirt you just bought came about while the designer was getting railed from behind for money.

Pimp Hat – Sure, pimps are a black spot on the world of escorting and it’s rare you ever come across a happy story that starts with “so I was talking to my pimp the other day” but they’ve become a weird social phenomenon in the last few years and the pimp esthetic is fairly popular. So it shouldn’t be surprising that there’s a website out there called pimphats.com.

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