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The escort review is an important tool for everyone involved in the hobby. It’s good for the escorts themselves because it lets them build a reputation and it’s good for hobbyists because it lets them get a feel for what they’re stepping into. Just like on ebay, if the person has no feedback you’re running a risk of being fucked in the most unfortunate way. Unlike on ebay, no one is going to give a shit if you get stuck with a woman who looks like one of the Munsters.

While reviews are a great tool and sometimes make for hot reading depending on how descriptive the reviewer is and how good a time they had, there’s also no end to the potential entertainment value if you find a really mind-blowingly bizarre one. And since it’s my job to find such things, I did just that. Scouring the web for all manner of reviews and cherry picking some choice quotes, I present to you some horribly out of context but still awesome blocks of text from escort reviews. All names have been changed to protect the innocent.

1 – “She opened the door wearing pantyhose and one of those bras that shows her nipples. She looked fatter than her pictures but I was horny and had lunch in the car, so I figured whatever.”

2 – “I met Violet at her place on a Saturday night. After we chatted and shared a drink (she had Diet Coke) I asked if I could see her tits. She told me she had to go to the bathroom first. I think I heard her shitting.”

3 – “She’s not the best cock sucker in the world but I still came and for me, that’s worth the price of admission.”

4 – “I should have cancelled because I’d been puking all day. Next time I’ll know better.”

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