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Prince Frederic von Anhalt wants to be governor of California. And my hat’s off to you, Californians, because politics in your state is absolutely fucking insane. The current government is the Terminator for god’s sake and in the past you’ve endured runs by Gary Coleman, porn stars and pretty much anyone who could muster up a page and a half of signatures for support. It’s a gong show, but we love it.

Now, however, things are getting series. Anhalt, long-time husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, wants to be your governor. His platform? Legalize weed and prostitution.

There aren’t a lot of states where a hookers and pot platform would have much success but if there’s any hope, it’s California. Does he have a chance in hell? Very likely no, but it’s refreshing to see someone take a pro-prostitution stance for a change of pace.

The prince isn’t just advocating random, willy-nilly prostitution and weed, of course. The man wants to hit you in the wallet. His proposal comes complete with a plan to tax both for the benefit of the state, because Lord knows you’d rake in a ton off of weed tax, people have been saying it for years.

The prince would be the only independent on the ballot, at least so far, if he can collect the needed 10,000 signatures by the end of June. So basically he needs to find 10,000 people in California who like either pot or prostitutes. Tough gig.

His competition are a pair of Republicans vying for their party’s nomination and a democrat who probably is not supporting pot and hookers and is therefore of no interest to us in any way, shape or form.

The prince says he’s not running as a joke, and that may be true but we all know he’ll be fairly unsuccessful in his bid.

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