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This is not a tale about escorts or strippers or illicit sex, per se, but it is about some nastiness and one person’s wholly ill-conceived attempts to keep it secret. So it’s worth a read as an object lesson if nothing else.

As you likely know, the internet is about 70% sex. That’s not just porn and escorts, there’s products you can buy as well. Like sex toys. The internet revolutionized the sex toy industry as, before the ability to shop online, only the most dedicated perverts would ever venture to the local sex store to pick up a dildo. Now, anyone with a credit card can have cases of dildos shipped to them on a weekly basis. What an age we live in.

So in this store, an anonymous person decided to head to an online emporium of various battery operated devices and place an order because they had a really good deal and promised discrete shipping. So discrete this person decided to have the particular toy designed to be inserted into a human body shipped to their work. Someone had a dildo shipped to their job.

According to the story, their local mail carrier couldn’t be trusted with packages if no one was home, so work was the best choice. Because apparently they live in the neighborhood where the mailman opens your fucking mail if you’re not there to get it right away.

The downside of this story, in the eyes of the person who it happened to, was that afterwards, the company began send promotional flyers to her home address and was afraid that they would also start going to her work address. Inexplicably, this infuriated her. The company that she ordered sex toys from, to be sent to her workplace, sending promo flyers, infuriated her. Because she wanted to be discreet.

And thus a lesson is born – discretion clearly isn’t the same thing to all people.

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