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For better or worse, Hollywood is a major influence on our culture. Movie stars are idolized by the public, despite being just regular joes like the rest of us who probably masturbate to the same porn sites you and I do (you guys dig that Japanese tentacle porn, right?). But the problem is, and I don’t mean to be rude here, a lot of celebrities kind of suck at what they do. Really truly, badly suck. And whether it be through nepotism, good luck, bad taste or deals with the Devil, they ended up in positions of great fame and influence, despite lacking the talent that should go along with it. So, where talent fails, semi-anonymous internet bloggers excel. Here’s a list of celebrities better of riding the pole.

• Pam Anderson. Surprised? Ha, of course not. Now, in practical terms, this seems like an actually terrible idea. For starters, she already fucks on camera, so are we breaking any new ground? No. Worse, she already has a communicable disease. However, people still seem to be willing to bone her and probably with some heavy duty Lysol scrubbing you could avoid the brunt of that hepatitis onslaught. Basically, the motivation here is just to make her go away. She literally hasn’t offered us anything worth watching in the history of ever (aside from that sex tape) and she seems to spend her days now working with PETA and hawking perfume at Walgreens. Man, fuck that.

• Britney Spears. Again, no offense but she’s been called a whore the better part of her career already and that bad boy tanked hard once already. She’s on a bit of a high again because the public will forgive a celebrity anything, just ask whoever goes golfing with OJ Simpson. And that dude doesn’t even have nice tits. Britney could spare the world her formulaic music and probably do remarkably well giving hummers.

• Renee Zellwegger.

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